Last Night
Last night’s contestant had a northern accent. I’ve never been on a date with a girl that had an accent like that. People keep telling me how gross of an accent it is, but honestly it was kinda hot!! I kept sitting there imagining a cold winter night and her bringing me platter after platter of bratwurst and steins of rich beer while dressed in some skanky Polish outfit. And for good measure, she’s a kindergarten teacher. I hear they’re crazy in bed.
3 years ago