IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH YOU’LL HIT PAYDIRT!!!
Oh my god I’ve found magic. The girl I’m on the phone with RIGHT NOW is UN-BE-LEIVABLE!! And not unbelievable in a, “I wanna date you” kinda way. NO! Unbelievable in a, “this could be the GREATEST DATE IN THE ENTIRETY OF MY LIFE” kinda way!! A short list:
#1. We’re goin out for beers. That sounds minor but it makes a big difference in the direction of the date.
#2. She was born into a family of scientologists. That’s right. Scientologists.
#3. She talks a LOT. Again a minor point, but it points towards serious instability.
#4. She only has guy friends and talked nonstop about one of them in Miami. Again this lends itself to the instability factor.
#5. She owns her own company teaching yoga or somethin. Flexibility my friend.
Sweet lordy I can’t wait!!!
3 years ago