March 25, 2009

Things I’m Proud Of

I’m proud that I’m now able to show up on a date without ANY studying of the emails I’ve sent with a girl and have her wanting to kiss me by the end of the evening.  It’s at the point where they’re literally upset at me for forgetting everything they’ve told me about themselves.  But an hour later they’re totally stoked on me!  How do I pull this off?  Blatant fucking narcissism.

If you don’t like you, they won’t.  If you wouldn’t give yourself a handjob, they wouldn’t either.  That and being emotionally unstable and unavailable helps too.  Girls can smell that on a guy.  It’s the modern equivalent of Spanish Fly.

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