LIAR MCLIARSON
4’10”. Apparently that’s pretty fuckin short. I never really realized that. Well actually, I once had a makeout session with a chick that was 4’9”…legally a midget. But I was drunk and we weren’t exactly standing so height didn’t come into play. But when you sit down at a table and your date jokes about how she needs a booster seat, you’re in for a special evening.
Thing is this, I really had no problem with her height. My problem was with the fact that she wasn’t NEAR as cute as her profile made her out to be. I haven’t bitched about this much on here cause who doesn’t put their best side forward on their profile. But this chick was FAR from resembling who she made herself out to be. Was she cute? Yes. Was she as cute as I thought? No. (I had some horrible stuff written here, but it would’ve identified her and I think she’s on tumblr…)
3 years ago