Tonight’s Thought Process…
“Wow!! I’m actually having fun with this girl! And for once I’m not thinking about my ex! (It’s only been two weeks people, gimme a break) She doesn’t mind that I’m making stupid remarks during the movie and actually laughs at the bullshit that’s erupting from my mouth! And she laughs LOUD! That’s fun! Hmmmm, maybe I’ll hold her hand…SCORE!! I know, I’ll kiss her!”
“…wait. What the fuck just happened? I’m pretty sure that when you kiss somebody lips are supposed to…I don’t know…move? Christ, that was like kissing a puckered asshole. Huh, who do I have lined up for tomorrow night…”
3 years ago