March 15, 2009
Contestant #1 So this girl got ahold of me on Match.com AND eharmony.  She seems pretty normal which means there’s some epic fault hiding just under the surface.  She drives a sports car, belly dances a few nights a week, and if you couldn’t tell from the photo has a MASSIVE RACK.  I’m talking gravitational pull.  Out of 10 I’d rate my desire to sleep with her around a 6, while my desire to fall asleep while motor-boating her voluminous cans at a 20.

Contestant #1

So this girl got ahold of me on Match.com AND eharmony.  She seems pretty normal which means there’s some epic fault hiding just under the surface.  She drives a sports car, belly dances a few nights a week, and if you couldn’t tell from the photo has a MASSIVE RACK.  I’m talking gravitational pull.  Out of 10 I’d rate my desire to sleep with her around a 6, while my desire to fall asleep while motor-boating her voluminous cans at a 20.

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