The Athletic Chick
Everyone knows one. Guy or girl, you know one. She’s the girl with the cute face, sans the Reese Witherspoon Mule-Jaw. Other than that the rest of her is 100% man with a hint of flab and b-cups.
The problem is sometimes they can be REALLY cute. And under all of it, as my best friend told me tonight, “pink is pink”. Don’t act like you’re above that thought process either.
The problem comes when you’re doing online dating and you’re faced with a literal smorgasbord of women. In college they were legitimate options. But now with the advent of Internet-Tail, they’ve become a bit of a novelty. I mean if you’re into that, good for you. But they kinda fall somewhere between, “yeah, I was drunk” and, “DUDE SHE WAS FUCKIN BENCH PRESSING ME!!” I’m leaving them to you fetish folks is what I’m saying.
3 years ago