November 7, 2009

I Ran

If you think you’ll get away with getting it on in a bathroom stall at a club…you’re sorely mistaken.  There will be a man waiting outside the restroom and he’ll escort both of you directly out a back door.

Do not pass go.

Do not collect $200.

I’d be proud if the restroom stall had been my idea.

And the title’s funny since the girl was from Iran.  Get it?!  See what I did there?!!

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