Preggers
Sometimes I like to login to the free dating websites, like Plenty of Fish, and cruise for single moms.
Once I find one who’s attracted to me, I like to launch into a drunk diatribe about the personal, social and cultural consequences of unplanned pregnancies and single motherhood. One of my favorite comments is:
“WOW that must’ve sucked having to give up your life at age 22 cause you made one horrendously stupid choice! That’s gotta BLOW leaving behind all your dreams for a 20 lb. bundle of hell who doesn’t, and probably never will, fully appreciate the sacrifices you’ve made! Oh by the way, could you send me pics of your tits?”
On a sidenote, I’m considering offering classes on how to get laid in less than three emails on a dating site.
2 years ago